There was a young belle of old Natchez
Whose garments were always in patchez.
When comment arose
On the state of her clothes,
She replied, “When Ah itchez, Ah scratchez.”
Ogden Nash
There was a young belle of old Natchez
Whose garments were always in patchez.
When comment arose
On the state of her clothes,
She replied, “When Ah itchez, Ah scratchez.”
Ogden Nash