There was an Old Man of Kilkenny, Who never had more than a penny; He spent all that money in onions and honey, That wayward Old Man of Kilkenny. Edward Lear…[Continue]
An Old Man Of Jamaica
There was an Old Man of Jamaica, Who suddenly married a Quaker; But she cried out, “Oh, lack! I have married a black!” Which distressed that Old Man of Jamaica. Edward Lear…[Continue]
An Old Man With A Gong
There was an Old Man with a gong, Who bumped at it all the day long; But they called out, “Oh, law! you’re a horrid old bore!” So they smashed that Old Man with a gong. Edward Lear…[Continue]
An Old Man Of Leghorn
There was an Old Man of Leghorn, The smallest that ever was born; But quickly snapt up he was once by a Puppy, Who devoured that Old Man of Leghorn. Edward Lear…[Continue]
An Old Man On A Hill
There was an Old Man on a hill, Who seldom, if ever, stood still; He ran up and down in his Grandmother’s gown, Which adorned that Old Man on a hill. Edward Lear…[Continue]
Smyrna
There was a Young Person of Smyrna, Whose Grandmother threatened to burn her; But she seized on the Cat, and said, “Granny, burn that! You incongruous Old Woman of Smyrna!” Edward Lear…[Continue]
Old Man
There was an Old Man on some rocks, Who shut his Wife up in a box: When she said, “Let me out,” he exclaimed, “Without doubt You will pass all your life in that box.” Edward Lear…[Continue]
