Why don’t lobster’s share?
Because they are shellfish!
Where do snowmen keep there money?
In snow banks!
What did the dog say when the boy pulled his tail?
“This is the end of me!”
There was a plane crash and every single person died, but a married couple walked away unharmed. How did they survive?
Every SINGLE person died, but the couple that lived was MARRIED!
Do zombies eat donuts with their fingers?
No, they usually eat their fingers separately!
What types of birds go to church?
Birds of prey!
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