How do baby goats know how to multiply?
They are just smart kids!
From Shima Chan, 9 years old, Japan, Tokyo
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There were three bugs sleeping in a house and Bug#1 slept in the fridge, Bug#2 slept in the sink,and Bug#3 slept in the toilet. When they got up in the morning they asked each other, “How did you sleep?”. Bug#1 said, “I slept great.” Bug#2 said, “I slept wonderful.” Guess what Bug #3 said?
Bug #3 said “I slept horrible. First, it rained, then it thundered, then it lightninged. I would have died if i didn’t jump on that log!”
Why did the bee get married ?
‘Cause he found his honey!
What do you call someone who looks at your cards?
A cheetah!
Where do momma trees put their baby trees?
in a nursery
What do you serve but never eat?
A tennis ball!
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