My dog keeps chasing people on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away!
What happens when a dentist and a manicurist get into a scuffle?
They fight tooth and nail.
Where is the safest room in the house from a zombie?
The living room!
What did the hamburger say to the other hamburger?
Nice buns!
What did the mother buffalo say to her son when he went to school?
bison
Where does a hippo get his shot?
In his hippobottomas!
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